Maria Hill took me to the Helicarrier and we took a walk. Then, that night we cuddled under a blanket and as she touched my lips, she said “you’re the only one for me”
Black Widow took me to the Stark Tower and we saw a movie. Then, that night we cuddled under a blanket and she looked into my eyes, she said ” come home with me.”
Loki took me to Asgard and we rode bikes. Then, that night we read books, and as he played with my hair, he said “You’re the only one for me.”
Jokes on you Loki! I can’t even ride a bike.