Last night I had three different dreams about saving people from monsters, and then they tried to give me their phone numbers. I don’t remember how I saved Breakdown and the other random guy, but I do vividly remember beating up a monster with a foam castle in Toys r us to save Tahno
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
abillavasnaughtehkarian replied to your post: Things I should do this evening; go to the… You’re doing it, so goddamn wrong. >:I Get in loser were going to the Clinic. Pffft I’ll go tomorrow, way too late now anyways, plus my parents are drinking, so, yeah, tomorrow. XD
Things I should do this evening; go to the clinic find out if my ankle is broken or just severely sprained either way acquire crutches Things to do tomorrow; hurt myself further by being stupid with said crutches
thorhead: can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though “spell mummified” “eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle” “are you high”
kimiknowsallthesecrets: Everyday I’m Bloodbending! I’m going to hell, aren’t I? The audio at the end fucked up for no reason. Oh well~!
twilightdragonite: When one of my shitty drawings gets more than 2 notes
Wheeeelp I think I sprained my ankle I can move my toes and kinda move my ankle, so I don’t think it’s broken but man you should have heard the crack it made
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
Good music taste is attractive.
Me: Sometimes I talk to myself...
Me: Omg same.
Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
Anyone not in the TF2 fandom right now