May 2013
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
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flygex-eatin-on-softies: OKAY,  NOW that I finally got it working and not a gray box, here is a little Natu I animated for my boyfriend, who loves Natus.  It’s 170 frames. :3 
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grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd
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if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
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soudas: can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
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rnason: have you ever met someone who was so cute that it physically hurt
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therealhamster: if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”
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lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
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naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
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high-commander-lilliam: blinding light more like
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dyke-hime: okey 
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fartgallery: pro tip: wear clothes under your skin so when the police chase you down for public nudity you can rip off your skin and reveal your stylish cardigan and make them look dumb as heck
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princeowl: hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
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