allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

Lorde - Everybody Wants to Rule the World
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doyouwantmyheartbetweenyourteeth:

Lorde - Everybody Wants to Rule the World (Tears For Fears Cover)

erizo1404:

by Wesley Burt

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

spicy-spicer:

in a jiffy

tinybirdfriend:

Lor’themar teaches English or something and always shows up 15 mins late with coffee but at least he’s dressed really snappy.

Velen is the school nurse and he’s really religious, Anduin hangs out with him a lot.

Taran Zhu teaches foreign language at both schools and he hates them both because at a football game Garrosh went overboard and tossed a Gatorade barrel and it totally went through the windshield of Zhu’s Honda, then Varian through a ball at Garrosh’s head and things went downhill from there

Tyrande teaches social studies but her husband walks in all the time and tells her she’s wrong. She throws chalk erasers at him.

Moira teaches history and she’s rad, and sometimes she brings her son in and he sits at a desk with the students and he listens VERY HARD but sometimes falls asleep because he’s three

agatharights:

hexiva:

the-real-seebs:

wolvensnothere:

ishipitlikeups:

ishipitlikeups:

Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—

Goddammit.

Yeah no but seriously. Read it.

Holy fuck that twist.

That is some fine writing.

Aaaa this is great. But why doesn’t it have a source? What is it from?

IM GOING TO CRY HHH

fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/

serenading-solitude:

when ur in a digsite doing archaeology and the fragments are all in the same spot

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Dude the gamecube sucked
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